The Highly Accurate Love and Marriage Attitudes Test
1. If the apocalypse came and you could save only one kind of animal, which would you choose?
a. Rabbit b. Sheep c. Deer d. Horse
2. While traveling in Africa, you visit a tribe, and the chief insists you choose one animal to take home as a keepsake. Which do you choose?
a. Monkey b. Lion c. Snake d. Giraffe
3. You made a mistake, and the heavens punish you by turning you into a nonhuman animal. Which animal would you want to be? (See the answer)
a. Dog b. Cat c. Horse d. Snake
4. If you had the power to make one kind of animal disappear, which would you choose?
a. Lion b. Snake c. Crocodile d. Shark
5. One day, you encounter an animal that can speak human language. Which animal do you hope it is?
a. Sheep b. Horse c. Rabbit d. Bird
6. On a deserted island, you can choose only one animal to keep you company. Which would you choose?
a. Dog b.… c. Cow d. Bird
7. If you could tame any animal, which one would you choose as a pet?
a. Dinosaur b. White Tiger c. Polar Bear d. Leopard
8. If you had 5 minutes to be one kind of animal, which would you choose?
a. Lion b. Cat c. Horse d. Dove
This question reveals the type of person you're attracted to in real life.
a. Rabbit—Someone with a dual nature: cold on the outside, warm on the inside.
b. Sheep—Someone who is obedient and warm.
c. Deer—Someone elegant and polite.
d. Horse—Someone who is free-spirited and unrestrained.
This question reveals which approach to courtship appeals to you most.
a. Monkey—Creative and never boring.
b. Lion—Straightforward, directly telling you they love you.
c. Snake—Emotionally unstable, hot and cold, indecisive.
d. Giraffe—Patient and never gives up on you.
This question reveals the impression you want to give your partner.
a. Dog—Loyal and faithful, unwavering.
b. Cat—Unique personality.
c. Horse—Optimistic.
d. Snake—Flexible.
This question reveals the personality trait you dislike most—the one that could lead to a breakup.
a. Lion—Your partner is arrogant and authoritarian, which frustrates you.
b. Snake—Too emotional and unpredictable, leaving you unsure how to please them.
c. Crocodile—Cold-blooded and ruthless.
d. Shark—Unreliable and makes you feel insecure.
This question reveals the type of relationship you want to build with your partner.
a. Sheep—You don’t need to say much; you communicate well, and your partner knows what you want.
b. Horse—You can talk about anything, with no secrets.
c. Rabbit—A relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
d. Bird—You and your partner care about both the present and the future—a long-term relationship where you can grow together.
This question reveals whether you might have an affair.
a. Dog—You value social and moral norms, and you wouldn’t make such a mistake after marriage.
b. .—You can’t resist temptation and are likely to stray.
c. Cow—You wouldn’t initiate it, nor would you refuse, but you would try hard to avoid it.
d. Bird—You’re never quite certain; in fact, you’re not suited for marriage and don’t want to make commitments.
This question reveals your views on marriage.
a. Dinosaur—You’re very pessimistic and don’t believe happy marriages exist.
b. White Tiger—You think marriage is precious; once married, you’ll cherish your marriage and your partner.
c. Polar Bear—You fear marriage, believing it will take away your freedom.
d. Leopard—You’ve always wanted to get married, but in reality, you don’t even know what marriage entails.
This question reveals your current view of love.
a. Lion—You always crave love and would do anything for it, but you don’t fall in love easily.
b. Cat—You’re very self-centered, seeing love as something you can easily gain and lose.
c. Horse—You don’t want to be tied down by a fixed relationship; you want to play the field.
d. Dove—You believe love is a mutual commitment between two people.