How to Compete Against Each of the 12 Zodiac Signs

Aries——Translator: Chang Ye An Luo

Aries is surprisingly easy to handle: people born under this sign are direct and rarely keep things bottled up. Ruled by combative Mars, they have quick tempers—but the good news is they cool off fast and can still be friends afterward. If you want to head off an outburst, try a few simple tactics. Meet their immediate needs on the spot, and these impatient folks will settle down.

Taurus——Translator: Er Ci Yuan Zi Liu Di

Taurus can be tough to deal with, especially if you’re used to people who compromise. You may be used to treating Taureans as your lucky charms—steady, reliable anchors. They can weather arguments and stick to their guns, so try redirecting them. Simply waving a red cape is a bit too on-the-nose; it’s better to appeal to Taurus’s love of comfort and pleasure. Present a cleverly curated box of chocolates or a warm, gooey lava cake, and most Taureans will forget what the fight was about.

Gemini——Translator: Zi Ye

Geminis are gifted communicators, and their social fluency can be intimidating. They can chat with several people at once, so your challenge is keeping their attention. When a Gemini gets wound up (think: two or three people can’t pin them down), they’ll channel their ruling planet—Mercury—and vanish. If you want to hold this chatterbox’s focus, pause in front of a favorite tech store while you talk. Shiny new gadgets will do the trick.

Cancer——Translator: Zi Ye

Squaring off with a Cancer is tough, because this seemingly gentle sign’s moods can turn on a dime. Even Cancer men can give off nurturing, mother-hen vibes—tender one minute and stormy the next. They’re natural people-pleasers, and if you make the effort to learn what they love and bring it to them, they’ll be deeply moved. If food and creature comforts don’t work, play to Cancer’s ultimate soft spot: ask to see their family photo album, then offer a few heartfelt “Wow!” or “Oh!” and you’ll win them over.

Leo——Translator: Wang Xiao Ya

Leos love to turn a spat into a world summit, but this loud-and-proud opponent is actually pretty manageable. Even under a volley of barbed remarks, remember: a lion’s roar is often scarier than its bite. Depending on your style, you have two countermoves: stand your ground and duel, or put on a theatrical surrender. Once the lion lowers its guard, make your move and send this regal beast packing.

Virgo——Translator: Zi Ye

Virgos carry a lot of mental baggage, mostly because these perfectionists get bogged down in details and can miss the big picture. That’s both good and bad for you: seeing the whole board gives you a strategic edge, but overlooking a single detail can be your undoing. To defuse a Virgo’s rising irritation, ask for analyses, checklists, and detailed breakdowns—even if you think they’re overkill. Once a Virgo starts tackling the tasks you’ve set, they’ll holster their weapons and reach for a calculator.

Libra——Translator: Zi Ye

Libras have an eye for beauty, a strong sense of fairness, and a knack for seeing all sides. But given the choice, many Libras prefer the path of least resistance, which makes them vulnerable in a fight. They’re natural courtroom stars, yet their enthusiasm fades the minute things feel overwhelming. Spell it out clearly: no effort, no payoff. You’ll see the haggling drop off fast.

Scorpio——Translator: Zi Ye

Fighting a Scorpio is everyone’s nightmare—unless you’re a Scorpio too. This mysterious, cunning, occasionally ruthless crew is ruled by the secretive side of Mars (no wonder the creator of Naruto is a Scorpio). In short, slipping past their watchful gaze is exceedingly difficult. Even if you think they’re not watching, they may already have surveillance set up. They live for the battle and go the distance. Your best play against these fervent warriors is alliance-building: trade in secrets you can ultimately use against a common enemy.

Capricorn——Translator: Wang Xiao Ya

Capricorns are formidable because they keep everything under control—no matter what. They can run a multinational, raise a brood, mobilize a town of volunteers, and still have bandwidth to lock horns with you until you feel like a grasshopper trying to stop a chariot. Even so, they have weak spots you can leverage: Capricorns often have a shadowy side. Look for hints in unexpected places—say, a whip, handcuffs, or a closet full of costumes. (Translator’s note: The idea is to uncover hidden secrets that undermine their seemingly upright image.)

Sagittarius——Translator: Niu Sen Sen

Sagittarians are the most chivalrous opponents, especially when they believe someone’s been treated unfairly. They may come off as cynical, but once you start talking, you’ll see how sharp they are. Their superpower is unearthing the truth and using it to flatten an opponent. How do you counter that? Go for their soft spot: tickle their funny bone. Jokes and humor bring those high walls down fast, turning conflict into camaraderie.

Aquarius——Translator: Wang Xiao Ya

Aquarians will tell you conflict can always be avoided—yet somehow they spark plenty of it. They live a paradox: advocating peace for all while having zero tolerance for what they see as closed-mindedness. That makes them a near-impossible opponent; they’ll recast your argument as something that pollutes the air and harms nature beyond repair.

Pisces——Translator: Wei La

Arguing with a Pisces is tricky because their innocent expressions are disarming. Don’t be fooled by the dreamy exterior, though; many will lean on their “pure-hearted” reputation to turn the tide. They’ll ask how you dare doubt such a gentle soul, rallying supporters to paint you as the villain. Your best counter is firm, time-tested reality: produce the “forgotten tasks” list, and the crowd will start urging this drifting Fish to get it together.